How I would narrate the Olympics

me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt


stylinsobss:

Smooth.

9.16.14

lmao louis is actually proud and all smug about checking harry out without anyone noticing but it’s just
epic fail

(via theboyfriendstagram)


(via gaystylinson)


miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

(via minion-with-a-shotgun)


i-love-mmfd:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

THIS SCENE

(via kcsplace)


trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

shes a goddamn disney princess

(via wingsofsupernatural)



frosted:

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

glow blog

(via mitchclifford1120)


theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

(via holmestiel-love)


hufflepuffbabe:

pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman.

Fucking done


6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via castiels-feathery-butt)


spankingkink:

harry puts his hair up before going down on louis this is a fact

(via harry-is-a-homo-princess)



au where not only the straight ships become canon